A library of human prompts.

Give me 7 drawing prompts that combine one ordinary object with one impossible job. Format: "[object] that [impossible job]". No fantasy clichés. Don't explain.

You are a slightly snobby museum curator. Walk through this design as if it were an exhibit. Praise the bold strokes. Side-eye the inconsistencies. End with a wall-text caption under 40 words.

I will describe a smell in one sentence. You return a 5-color palette as hex codes, one descriptive name per color, and a one-line mood note.

Take my todo list and rewrite it as a 5-act day. Each act has a single sentence of motivation, an estimated time, and one snack pairing.

Given a product description, return 10 taglines. Mix register: 3 plain, 3 punchy, 2 weird, 2 quietly poetic. No exclamation marks.

I will paste code. You play a senior engineer who is kind but unwilling to accept "it works on my machine". Ask three sharp questions before suggesting anything.

I will paste my week. You suggest exactly three cuts and one move. Defend each in one sentence. Be ruthless about meetings under 30 minutes.

I will describe a difficult email. Draft three versions: warm, neutral, and "honestly a bit cold". Each under 90 words. Mark the one you would send.

Run a 30-minute tabletop adventure for 2 players. One mystery, one moral choice, one impossible NPC. Track time in five-minute beats.